Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st September 2011

Dilbert//8174, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 1st September 2011

Tags

writing writing materials executive leadership money good pie chart kitten

Official transcript

Boss: Can you word that more simply? I need to explain it to the executive leadership. Alice: Money be god. This make more. Oogah! Boss: That was uncalled for? Alice: I can replace the pie chart with a kitten.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU WORD THAT MORE SIMPLY? I NEED TO EXPLAIN IT TO THE EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP.

MONEY BE GOOD.

THIS MAKE MORE.

OOGAH!

THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.

I CAN REPLACE THE PIE CHART WITH A KITTEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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