Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th September 2011

Dilbert//8188, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 15th September 2011

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anger debates more aggressive blaming others lack of success keeping from work

Official transcript

Wally: I've decided to become more aggressive in blaming others for my lack of success. For example, you're keeping me from working right now. Dilbert: No I'm not. Wally: I DON'T HAVE TIME TO STAND HERE AND ARGUE WITH YOU ALL DAY!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME MORE AGGRESSIVE IN BLAMING OTHERS FOR MY LACK OF SUCCESS.

FOR EXAMPLE, YOU'RE KEEPING ME FROM WORKING RIGHT NOW.

NO I'M NOT.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO STAND HERE AND ARGUE WITH YOU ALL DAY!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I've Decided to Become More Aggressive in Blaming Others for My Lack of Success"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a white shirt, engaging in a conversation with another character. The conversation begins with Dilbert announcing his decision to become more aggressive in blaming others for his lack of success. He then proceeds to blame his coworker for keeping him from working right now, despite the fact that he is standing in the same room as them.

The conversation takes a turn when the other character responds by saying, "No, I'm not." Dilbert becomes agitated and argues with the other character throughout the day, ultimately concluding that he doesn't have time to stand there and argue with them all day.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's decision to become more aggressive in blaming others for his lack of success
• Dilbert blaming his coworker for keeping him from working right now
• The other character's response of "No, I'm not"
• Dilbert's continued argumentation throughout the day
• Dilbert's conclusion that he doesn't have time to stand there and argue with the other character all day

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of people blaming others for their own lack of success. It highlights the absurdity of Dilbert's behavior and the futility of his arguments. The strip also touches on the theme of workplace dynamics and the challenges of dealing with difficult coworkers.

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