Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th September 2011

Dilbert//8188, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 15th September 2011

Tags

anger debates more aggressive blaming others lack of success keeping from work

Official transcript

Wally: I've decided to become more aggressive in blaming others for my lack of success. For example, you're keeping me from working right now. Dilbert: No I'm not. Wally: I DON'T HAVE TIME TO STAND HERE AND ARGUE WITH YOU ALL DAY!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME MORE AGGRESSIVE IN BLAMING OTHERS FOR MY LACK OF SUCCESS.

FOR EXAMPLE, YOU'RE KEEPING ME FROM WORKING RIGHT NOW.

NO I'M NOT.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO STAND HERE AND ARGUE WITH YOU ALL DAY!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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