Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th September 2011

Dilbert//8199, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 26th September 2011

Tags

employees violence burt nount started yesterday sneezed away business

Official transcript

Man: Hi, my name is Burnt Nount. I started here yesterday. Alice: Sneeze coming. AAACHOOO!! I gotta warn you, they come in threes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI. MY NAME IS BURT NOUNT. I STARTED HERE YESTERDAY.

SNEEZE COMING.

AAACHOOD!

I GOTTA WARN YOU, THEY COME IN THREES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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