Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th September 2011

Dilbert//8203, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 30th September 2011

Tags

deception hypocrisy open door policy suggestions not importnat extra work

Official transcript

Boss: Thanks for the suggestion, Asok. I'm going to ignore it because you're not important to my career and I don't like doing extra work. Asok: I'm confused. Why do you have an open-door policy? Boss: How can you leave if the door isn't open?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION, ASOK.

I'M GOING TO IGNORE IT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT TO MY CAREER AND I DON'T LIKE DOING EXTRA WORK.

I'M CONFUSED.

WHY DO YOU HAVE AN OPEN DOOR POLICY?

HOW CAN YOU LEAVE IF THE DOOR ISN'T OPEN?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Open-Door Policy"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, with one expressing frustration at being ignored despite having an open-door policy. The other character responds by asking why they have this policy if the door isn't open.

Key Points:

• A character expresses frustration at being ignored despite having an open-door policy.
• The other character asks why they have the policy if the door isn't open.
• The conversation highlights the irony of having an open-door policy without actually being available or accessible.

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