Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st October 2011

Dilbert//8204, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 1st October 2011

Tags

saving & investment stock market mba losing money money in gold shiny portfolio money

Official transcript

CEO: I have an MBA and yet I keep losing money in the stock market. How can this be? Boss: I put all of my money in gold because it's shiny. My portfolio doubled last year. I'm thinking of getting an MBA. How long does it take? A week?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE AN MBA AND YET I KEEP LOSING MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET.

HOW CAN THIS BE?

I PUT ALL OF MY MONEY IN GOLD BECAUSE IT'S SHINY.

MY PORTFOLIO DOUBLED LAST YEAR.

I'M THINKING OF GETTING AN MBA.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE? A WEEK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "An MBA's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between an MBA and another individual. The MBA is concerned about his stock market investments, which have lost value despite his MBA education. He attempts to rectify the situation by investing in gold, citing its shiny appearance and the fact that his portfolio doubled last year.

However, the other individual questions the MBA's decision, asking how long it will take to get an MBA. The MBA responds that it takes a week, implying that he is considering pursuing an MBA to improve his financial situation. The conversation highlights the MBA's frustration with his financial investments and his desire to find a solution.

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