Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st October 2011

Dilbert//8204, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 1st October 2011

Tags

saving & investment stock market mba losing money money in gold shiny portfolio money

Official transcript

CEO: I have an MBA and yet I keep losing money in the stock market. How can this be? Boss: I put all of my money in gold because it's shiny. My portfolio doubled last year. I'm thinking of getting an MBA. How long does it take? A week?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE AN MBA AND YET I KEEP LOSING MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET.

HOW CAN THIS BE?

I PUT ALL OF MY MONEY IN GOLD BECAUSE IT'S SHINY.

MY PORTFOLIO DOUBLED LAST YEAR.

I'M THINKING OF GETTING AN MBA.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE? A WEEK?

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