Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd October 2011

Dilbert//8205, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 2nd October 2011

Tags

annoyance computers & peripherals office equipment servers down holdup iterated by idiot guard door don't see guy

Official transcript

Boss: The servers are down. Dilbert: I know. Boss: You should do something about it. Dilbert: I'm trying. Boss: What's the holdup? Dilbert: I keep getting interrupted by an unhelpful idiot. Boss: Maybe I can help. I'll guard your doorway and keep that guy away from you. This is boring. And I don't see that guy. Have I managed enough for now? Dilbert: You nailed it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SERVERS ARE DOWN.

I KNOW.

YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

I'M TRYING.

WHAT'S THE HOLDUP?

I KEEP GETTING INTERRUPTED BY AN UNHELPFUL IDIOT.

MAYBE I CAN HELP.

I'LL GUARD YOUR DOORWAY AND KEEP THAT GUY AWAY FROM YOU.

THIS IS BORING.

AND I DON'T SEE THAT GUY.

HAVE I MANAGED ENOUGH FOR NOW?

YOU NAILED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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