Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd October 2011

Dilbert//8205, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 2nd October 2011

Tags

annoyance computers & peripherals office equipment servers down holdup iterated by idiot guard door don't see guy

Official transcript

Boss: The servers are down. Dilbert: I know. Boss: You should do something about it. Dilbert: I'm trying. Boss: What's the holdup? Dilbert: I keep getting interrupted by an unhelpful idiot. Boss: Maybe I can help. I'll guard your doorway and keep that guy away from you. This is boring. And I don't see that guy. Have I managed enough for now? Dilbert: You nailed it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SERVERS ARE DOWN.

I KNOW.

YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

I'M TRYING.

WHAT'S THE HOLDUP?

I KEEP GETTING INTERRUPTED BY AN UNHELPFUL IDIOT.

MAYBE I CAN HELP.

I'LL GUARD YOUR DOORWAY AND KEEP THAT GUY AWAY FROM YOU.

THIS IS BORING.

AND I DON'T SEE THAT GUY.

HAVE I MANAGED ENOUGH FOR NOW?

YOU NAILED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Server Saga"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2011, features Dilbert and his coworker engaged in a conversation about the servers being down. The coworker, attempting to offer assistance, is met with Dilbert's sarcastic response, "I know." The exchange continues, with Dilbert's responses becoming increasingly sarcastic and dismissive, culminating in the coworker's departure, frustrated by Dilbert's lack of cooperation. The comic strip humorously portrays the challenges of working with unhelpful colleagues.

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