Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th October 2011

Dilbert//8217, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 14th October 2011

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debates discussion researching every state engineer solemn duty stamp out ignorance real thing googled it engineering

Official transcript

Woman: Please stop researching every statement I make. Dilbert: I can't. As an engineer, it is my solemn duty to stamp out ignorance. Woman: That's not a real thing. Dilbert: See for yourself. I just Googled it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PLEASE STOP RESEARCHING EVERY STATEMENT I MAKE.

CAN'T.

AS AN ENGINEER, IT IS MY SOLEMN DUTY TO STAMP OUT IGNORANCE.

THAT'S NOT A REAL THING.

SEE FOR YOURSELF.

I JUST GOOGLED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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