Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th October 2011

Dilbert//8217, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 14th October 2011

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debates discussion researching every state engineer solemn duty stamp out ignorance real thing googled it engineering

Official transcript

Woman: Please stop researching every statement I make. Dilbert: I can't. As an engineer, it is my solemn duty to stamp out ignorance. Woman: That's not a real thing. Dilbert: See for yourself. I just Googled it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PLEASE STOP RESEARCHING EVERY STATEMENT I MAKE.

CAN'T.

AS AN ENGINEER, IT IS MY SOLEMN DUTY TO STAMP OUT IGNORANCE.

THAT'S NOT A REAL THING.

SEE FOR YOURSELF.

I JUST GOOGLED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Engineer's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip features an engineer who is tasked with researching every statement they make. However, they become frustrated with the process and eventually give up, stating that it is their "solemn duty to stamp out ignorance." The engineer then takes a photo of themselves with their phone, claiming that it is not a real thing and therefore does not require research.

Key Points:

• The engineer is tasked with researching every statement they make.
• They become frustrated with the process and give up.
• The engineer claims it is their duty to stamp out ignorance.
• They take a photo of themselves with their phone, saying it's not a real thing and doesn't require research.
• The engineer is shown to be humorous and lighthearted in their approach to the task.

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