Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th October 2011

Dilbert//8216, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 13th October 2011

Tags

despair meetings six variables 4 imbeciles brilliant engineer complexity algorithm rational deciosn brilliant career

Official transcript

Dilbert: Okay, this next decision involves six variables, four imbeciles, and one brilliant engineer. According to the Dogbert complexity algorithm, it is impossible to make a rational decision in this situation. All in favor of giving up? Boss: I found out I'm a brilliant engineer.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OKAY, THIS NEXT DECISION INVOLVES SIX VARIABLES, FOUR IMBECILES, AND ONE BRILLIANT ENGINEER.

ACCORDING TO THE DOGBERT COMPLEXITY ALGORITHM, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE A RATIONAL DECISION IN THIS SITUATION. ALL IN FAVOR OF GIVING UP?

I FOUND OUT I'M A BRILLIANT ENGINEER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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