Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th October 2011

Dilbert//8231, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 28th October 2011

Tags

business ethics illness industrial sludge drank has tail lower iq points bright future quality assurance marketing zip line guide business

Official transcript

Dilbert: He's been like this since our CEO made him drink a glass of our industrial sludge at a press conference. It looped a few points off his I.Q., but he's still has a bright future in quality assurance or maybe marketing. And with his new tail he'd be an awesome zip line guide.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HE'S BEEN LIKE THIS SINCE OUR CEO MADE HIM DRINK A GLASS OF OUR INDUSTRIAL SLUDGE AT A PRESS CONFERENCE.

IT LOPPED A FEW POINTS OFF HIS I.Q., BUT HE STILL HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN QUALITY ASSURANCE OR MAYBE MARKETING.

AND WITH HIS NEW TAIL HE'D BE AN AWESOME ZIP LINE GUIDE.

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