Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th October 2011

Dilbert//8232, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 29th October 2011

Tags

doctors' offices illness bad case wahtchamacallit pills doctors offcie doctor wicked hemorrhoids feel like progress medical

Official transcript

Doctor: You've got a bad case of whatchamacallit. These pills won't fix your underlying problem, but they might give you a wicked case of hemorrhoids. And I can treat hemorrhoids, so that would feel like progress.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUVE GOT A BAD CASE OF WHATCHAMACALLIT.

THESE PILLS WON'T FIX YOUR UNDERLYING PROTOHT, BUE TOEY A WICKED CASE OF HEMORRHOIDS.

AND I CAN TREAT HEMORRHOIDS, SO THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE PROGRESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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