Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th November 2011

Dilbert//8240, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 6th November 2011

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interviews suspicion job interview brand online blog tweets facebook credit criminal record transcripts refrences external stuff attitude yrine test dna test tanning bed mri psychology

Official transcript

Boss: I researched your personal brand online. Man: My what? Boss: I looked at your blog, your Tweets, an your Facebook page. I Googled your name and followed every link. I checked your credit, criminal record, school transcripts, and references. But that's just the external stuff. Man: Exactly. It's my attitude that counts! Boss: No. I mean I also have the results of your urine test. Oh, and apparently some of your sample landed in a DNA test kit. And that tanning bed you used last week was actually an MRI. How's your attitude now? Man: Harder to fake.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

JOB INTERVIEW I RESEARCHED YOUR PERSONAL BRAND ONLINE.

MY WHAT?

I LOOKED AT YOUR BLOG, YOUR TWEETS, AND YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE. I GOOGLED YOUR NAME AND FOLLOWED EVERY LINK.

I CHECKED YOUR CREDIT, CRIMINAL RECORD, SCHOOL TRANSCRIPTS, AND REFERENCES.

BUT THAT'S JUST THE EXTERNAL STUFF.

EXACTLY.

IT'S MY ATTITUDE THAT COUNTS!

NO, I MEAN I ALSO HAVE THE RESULTS OF YOUR URINE TEST.

OH, AND APPARENTLY SOME OF YOUR SAMPLE LANDED IN A DNA TEST KIT.

AND THAT TANNING BED YOU USED LAST WEEK WAS ACTUALLY AN MRI.

HOW'S YOUR ATTITUDE NOW?

HARDER TO FAKE.

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