Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th November 2011

Dilbert//8241, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 7th November 2011

Tags

employees executives fought boss get raise terrific boss no credible witnesses business

Official transcript

Boss: I fought with my boss to get you a raise but I lost. I'm always fighting for you behind the scenes. Alice: You're a terrific boss whenever there are no credible witnesses. Boss: Thank you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FOUGHT WITH MY BOSS TO GET YOU A RAISE BUT I LOST.

I'M ALWAYS FIGHTING FOR YOU BEHIND THE SCENES.

YOU'RE A TERRIFIC BOSS WHENEVER THERE ARE NO CREDIBLE WITNESSES.

THANK YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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