Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th November 2011

Dilbert//8246, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 12th November 2011

Tags

boredom business ethics boost morale pretending to be intereted overkill unemployement brain fallout yawn hole

Official transcript

Boss: I'm here to boost your morale by pretending to be interested in you as a human being. But it's probably overkill since unemployment is around 9% and you're not likely to quit. Dilbert: Still, it's nice to... Boss: That's enough! I don't want my brain to fall out of my yawn hole.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M HERE TO BOOST YOUR MORALE BY PRETENDING TO BE INTERESTED IN YOU AS A HUMAN BEING.

BUT IT'S PROBABLY OVERKILL SINCE UNEMPLOYMENT IS AROUND 9% AND YOU'RE NOT LIKELY TO QUIT.

STILL, IT'S NICE TO...

THAT'S ENOUGH! I DON'T WANT MY BRAIN TO FALL OUT OF MY YAWN HOLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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