Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th November 2011

Dilbert//8246, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 12th November 2011

Tags

boredom business ethics boost morale pretending to be intereted overkill unemployement brain fallout yawn hole

Official transcript

Boss: I'm here to boost your morale by pretending to be interested in you as a human being. But it's probably overkill since unemployment is around 9% and you're not likely to quit. Dilbert: Still, it's nice to... Boss: That's enough! I don't want my brain to fall out of my yawn hole.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M HERE TO BOOST YOUR MORALE BY PRETENDING TO BE INTERESTED IN YOU AS A HUMAN BEING.

BUT IT'S PROBABLY OVERKILL SINCE UNEMPLOYMENT IS AROUND 9% AND YOU'RE NOT LIKELY TO QUIT.

STILL, IT'S NICE TO...

THAT'S ENOUGH! I DON'T WANT MY BRAIN TO FALL OUT OF MY YAWN HOLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Unemployment is 9% and You're Not Likely to Quit"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and observations about office life.
• In this strip, Dilbert is shown discussing the topic of unemployment with another character.
• The conversation highlights the absurdity of the situation, with Dilbert pointing out that even though unemployment is relatively low at 9%, people are still not likely to quit their jobs.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea that people are often stuck in their jobs due to various reasons, such as financial stability or fear of the unknown.
• Overall, the comic strip uses humor to comment on the complexities of modern work life and the challenges of finding fulfillment in one's career.

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