Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th November 2011

Dilbert//8247, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 13th November 2011

Tags

engineers inventions bend light around obkject cloak of invisibility make billions selling to military tricked ploy sneaky empty looking chair

Official transcript

Wally: I discovered a way to bend light around an object to form a cloak of invisibility. We'll make billions selling it to the military. I'll be testing it over the next several months. You'll know it's working if you never see me in the office. During that time, don't sit in any empty-looking chairs unless you first shout my name and clap. WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?! Boss: What? I don't see anything. Wally; How do you like it so far?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DISCOVERED A WAY TO BEND LIGHT AROUND AN OBJECT TO FORM A CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY.

WELL MAKE BILLIONS SELLING IT TO THE MILITARY I'LL BE TESTING IT OVER THE NEXT SEVERAL MONTHS.

YOU'LL KNOW IT'S WORKING IF YOU NEVER SEE ME IN THE OFFICE.

DURING THAT TIME, DONT SIT IN ANY EMPTY-LOOKING CHAIRS UNLESS YOU FIRST SHOUT MY NAME AND CLAP.

WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?!

WHAT? I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT SO FAR?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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