Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th November 2011

Dilbert//8250, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 16th November 2011

Tags

different employees goals work little year ahead your goals my goals business

Official transcript

Boss: When I asked for your goals for the coming year, I had something different in mind. Not "work as little as possibl while avoiding the wrath of the pointy-haired troll."

Wally: Don't call them my goals if you mean your goals.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN I ASKED FOR YOUR GOALS FOR THE COMING YEAR, I HAD SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN MIND.

NOT "WORK AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE WHILE AVOIDING THE WRATH OF THE POINTY-HAIRED TROLL." DON'T CALL THEM MY GOALS IF YOU MEAN YOUR GOALS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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