Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th November 2011

Dilbert//8251, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 17th November 2011

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boredom golf golf game boss talk about game locked in syndrome no visitors sports

Official transcript

Boss: Who wants to hear about my golf game? Alice: Maybe someone with locked-in syndrome who doesn't get any visitors. Boss: Just for that, I'm going to tell you twice. Alice: No, please. I'll do anything.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY GOLF GAME?

MAYBE SOMEONE WITH LOCKED-IN SYNDROME WHO DOESN'T GET ANY VISITORS.

JUST FOR THAT, IM GOING TO TELL YOU TWICE.

NO, PLEASE.

I'LL DO ANYTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Locked-In Syndrome"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and observations of workplace absurdities.
• In this strip, Dilbert is approached by a coworker who claims to have "locked-in syndrome," a rare neurological condition where a person is aware but cannot move or speak.
• The coworker's request is to play golf with Dilbert, despite the fact that Dilbert is not a golfer and is clearly uninterested in the activity.
• The strip pokes fun at the coworker's attempt to manipulate Dilbert into doing something he doesn't want to do, using a serious medical condition as a justification.

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