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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th November 2011

Dilbert//8253, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 19th November 2011


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employees ignorance (knowledge) fire wally can't risk zeberpupin system only one program business


Official transcript

Boss: I want to fire Wally, but I can't risk it. He says he's the only one who can program the Zeberpupin System. Catbert: Are you sure that's true? Boss: It must be. No one else has even heard of it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT TO FIRE WALLY, BUT I CAN'T RISK IT.

HE SAYS HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN PROGRAM THE ZEBERPUPIN SYSTEM.

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S TRUE?

IT MUST BE.

NO ONE ELSE HAS EVEN HEARD OF IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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