Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th November 2011

Dilbert//8254, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 20th November 2011

Tags

crimes gadgets inventions world class invenotr invented prodcuts key memeber fired for stealing stuff to steal high five hits boss

Official transcript

Boss: I hired a world-class inventor. Meet Toby. When he worked for our competitor, he invented their coolest product. Toby: I was just a member of a team. Boss: A key member! Toby: Until they fired me for stealing. Wally: You came to the right place. We have tons of stuff to steal and no one ever gets caught! Toby: Give me a high five with a boss head in the middle! Noise: SLAP! Toby: That's the only thing I ever invented. Wally: Have you seen our storage closet?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A WORLD-CLASS INVENTOR.

MEET TOBY. WHEN HE WORKED FOR OUR COMPETITOR, HE INVENTED THEIR COOLEST PRODUCT.

I WAS JUST A MEMBER OF THE TEAM.

A KEY MEMBER!

UNTIL THEY FIRED ME FOR STEALING.

YOU

TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

WE HAVE TONS OF STUFF TO STEAL AND NO ONE EVER GETS CAUGHT!

GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE WITH A BOSS HEAD IN THE MIDDLE!

SIN!

THAT'S THE ONLY THING I EVER INVENTED.

HAVE YOU SEEN OUR STORAGE CLOSET?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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