Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd November 2011

Dilbert//8256, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 22nd November 2011

Tags

embarrassed of son family food service industry insult locksmith mother named project manger paying for lunch restaurants sons occupation don't tell freinds

Official transcript

Mom, the good news I wanted to tell you is that my boss named me project manager. Mom: Please keep that to yourself. I tell my friends you're a locksmith. Dilbert: You're paying for your own lunch. Waiter: I'm Ed. I'll be your project manager.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MOM, THE GOOD NEWS I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS THAT MY BOSS NAMED ME PROJECT MANAGER.

PLEASE KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF. I TELL MY FRIENDS YOU'RE A LOCKSMITH.

YOU'RE PAYING FOR YOUR OWN LUNCH.

I'M ED.

I'LL BE YOUR PROJECT MANAGER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "I'll Be Your Project Manager" and features a conversation between a man and his boss, who is also his mother.

Key Points:

• The man is trying to get a promotion to project manager.
• His mother is skeptical, but eventually agrees to consider him for the position.
• The man is thrilled and excited about the prospect of being promoted.
• The comic strip is humorous and relatable, poking fun at the challenges of working in a corporate environment.

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