Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd November 2011

Dilbert//8257, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 23rd November 2011

Tags

fraternization meetings emails no one responded project timeline consensus nor reality illusion of progress

Official transcript

Dilbert: Once again, none of you responded to my emails this past week. So I put together a project time line that reflects neither consensus nor reality. Wally: Can I have a copy so I can mock it? Dilbert: No, I'm still enjoying the illusion of progress.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ONCE AGAIN, NONE OF YOU RESPONDED TO MY EMAILS THIS PAST WEEK.

50 I PUT TOGETHER A PROJECT TIME LINE THAT REFLECTS NEITHER CONSENSUS NOR REALITY.

CAN I HAVE A COPY SO I CAN MOCK IT?

NO. I'M STILL ENJOYING THE ILLUSION OF PROGRESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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