Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th November 2011

Dilbert//8260, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 26th November 2011

Tags

deception office workers planning assignments entre schedule next assignment

Official transcript

Wally: I spent all of last week planning how to get everything done this week. Boss: Add one more thing. Wally: Okay, but I'll need to replan my entire schedule. Boss: How long will that take? Wally: Until you give me the next assignment.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SPENT ALL OF LAST WEEK PLANNING HOW TO GET EVERYTHING DONE THIS WEEK.

ADD ONE MORE THING.

OKAY, BUT I'LL NEED TO REPLAN MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE.

HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE?

UNTIL YOU GIVE ME THE NEXT ASSIGNMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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