Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th November 2011

Dilbert//8259, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 25th November 2011

Tags

retail business service business buy company's prodcut pulling teeth commissions to salary free from tyranny customer service less than ideal no paperwork

Official transcript

Dilbert: I want to buy your company's product but it's like pulling teeth with you. Man: Ha ha! I switched from commissions to a guaranteed salary. I'm free from the tyranny of customer service! Dilbert: This is less than ideal. Man: No paperwork for me! Woot! Woot!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT TO BUY YOUR COMPANY'S PRODUCT BUT IT'S LIKE PULLING TEETH WITH YOU.

HA HA! I SWITCHED FROM COMMISSIONS TO A GUARANTEED SALARY. I'M FREE FROM THE TYRANNY OF CUSTOMER SERVICE!

THIS IS LESS THAN IDEAL.

NO PAPERWORK FOR !

WOOT!

WOOT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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