Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th November 2011

Dilbert//8263, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 29th November 2011

Tags

anxiety death & dying could go wrong did go worng closer to death creepy

Official transcript

Russell: This past week, everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Dilbert: Look on the bright side: you're seven days closer to death. Man: Hey! That's true! Dilbert: It's creepy when that works.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS PAST WEEK, EVERYTHING THAT COULD GO WRONG DID GO WRONG.

LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE: YOU'RE SEVEN DAYS CLOSER TO DEATH.

HEY!

THAT'S TRUE!

IT'S CREEPY WHEN THAT WORKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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