Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th November 2011

Dilbert//8264, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 30th November 2011

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employees secretaries (office) manually entered data entire weekend die monster! business

Official transcript

Carol: I manually entered all of the employee data you wanted. It took the entire weekend. Boss: I probably should have told you I no longer need it. Carol: Die! Die! Die! You inconsiderate monster! Boss: Did you really enter all of the data? Carol: Maybe. Let's call it a tie.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MANUALLY ENTERED ALL OF THE EMPLOYEE DATA YOU WANTED.

IT TOOK THE ENTIRE WEEKEND.

I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU I NO LONGER NEED IT.

DIE! DIE!

DIE! YOU INCONSIDERATE MONSTER!

DID YOU REALLY ENTER ALL OF THE DATA?

MAYBE.

LET'S CALL IT A TIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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