Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd December 2011

Dilbert//8266, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 2nd December 2011

Tags

frustration joking project staus update improve listening skills repeating

Official transcript

Boss: Alice, I need your project status update by end of day. Alice: Ahleth, ah wan yer proja thatuth updah, fuh-fuh-fuh. I'm trying to improve my listening skills by repeating what people say.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I NEED YOUR PROJECT STATUS UPDATE BY END OF DAY.

AHLETH, AH WAN YER PROJA THATUTH UPDAH, FUH-FUH- FUH.

I'M TRYING TO IMPROVE MY LISTEN ING SKILLS BY REPEATING WHAT PEOPLE SAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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