Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st December 2011

Dilbert//8265, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 1st December 2011

Tags

obliviousness obstinacy office workers whiteboard conference room prohject timeline zombie reflex mode

Official transcript

Dilbert: Don't clean the whiteboard in the conference room. It has my project timeline. Janitor: I can't promise that. I slip into a sort of zombie reflex mode when I do this job. Dilbert: I envy you. Janitor: Would you like a few minutes to say goodbye to your timeline?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T CLEAN THE WHITEBOARD IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. IT HAS MY PROJECT TIMELINE.

I CANT PROMISE THAT. I SLIP INTO A SORT OF ZOMBIE REFLEX MODE WHEN I DO THIS JOB.

ENVY YOU.

WOULD YOU LIKE A FEW MINUTES TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR TIMELINE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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