Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th December 2011

Dilbert//8268, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 4th December 2011

Tags

car pool saving planet steal time theif hitch a ride hero ride in trunk pretend sneaky leave work

Official transcript

Russell: Gotta go. Carpool. Boss: Okay. See you tomorrow. Wally: I have to go too. Boss: Whoa! Sit back down. Wally: Why does the carpooler get to leave early? Boss: Carpoolers are like heroes that are saving the entire planet. You're more like a thief who is trying to steal time from the company. Wally: What if I hitch a ride home in the carpooler's trunk? That would make me a hero too. Boss: That sort of makes sense. Russell: I only pretend to have a carpool, but you're welcome to ride in my trunk. Wally: Deal!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOTTA GO.

CARPOOL.

OKAY.

SEE YOU TOMORROW I HAVE TO GO TOO.

WHOA!

SIT BACK DOWN WHY DOES THE CARPOOLER GET TO LEAVE EARLY?

CARPOOLERS ARE LIKE HEROES THAT ARE SAVING THE ENTIRE PLANET.

YOU'RE MORE LIKE A THIEF WHO IS TRYING TO STEAL TIME FROM THE COMPANY.

WHAT IF I HITCH A RIDE HOME IN THE CARPOOLER S TRUNK?

THAT WOULD A HERO TOO.

THAT SORT OF MAKES SENSE.

I ONLY PRETEND TO HAVE A CARPOOL, BUT YOU'RE WELCOME TO RIDE IN MY TRUNK.

DEAL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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