Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th December 2011

Dilbert//8269, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 5th December 2011

Tags

rebellions riots violence rebel army social justice iron fisted dictator billionaire stain tank tread looting excited animals

Official transcript

Dogbert: I'm forming a rebel army. Ratbert: Count me in! What are we fighting for? Dogbert: You'll be fighting for social justice and I'll be scheming to become an iron-fisted dictator. In the long run, I'll be a billionaire and you'll be a stain on a tank tread. Ratbert: Please, please say there will be looting.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M FORMING A REBEL ARMY.

COUNT ME IN!

WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR?

YOULL BE FIGHTING FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE AND I'LL BE SCHEMING TO BECOME AN IRON-FISTED DICTATOR.

IN THE LONG RUN, I'LL BE A BILLIONAIRE AND YOULL BE A STAIN ON A TANK TREAD.

PLEASE, PLEASE SAY THERE WILL BE LOOTING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Dilbert" and was originally published in 2011.

Comic Strip Summary

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white oval character with a mustache, and Dogbert, a yellow dog with a tail. The storyline unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert announces his intention to form a rebel army.
• Dogbert inquires about the purpose of the rebellion.
• Dilbert responds by stating that he will be scheming to become an iron-fisted dictator.
• Dogbert expresses interest in joining the rebellion, with the goal of looting a tank tread.
• Dilbert accepts Dogbert's proposal, and the two form an alliance to achieve their shared goals.

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