Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th December 2011

Dilbert//8269, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 5th December 2011

Tags

rebellions riots violence rebel army social justice iron fisted dictator billionaire stain tank tread looting excited animals

Official transcript

Dogbert: I'm forming a rebel army. Ratbert: Count me in! What are we fighting for? Dogbert: You'll be fighting for social justice and I'll be scheming to become an iron-fisted dictator. In the long run, I'll be a billionaire and you'll be a stain on a tank tread. Ratbert: Please, please say there will be looting.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M FORMING A REBEL ARMY.

COUNT ME IN!

WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR?

YOULL BE FIGHTING FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE AND I'LL BE SCHEMING TO BECOME AN IRON-FISTED DICTATOR.

IN THE LONG RUN, I'LL BE A BILLIONAIRE AND YOULL BE A STAIN ON A TANK TREAD.

PLEASE, PLEASE SAY THERE WILL BE LOOTING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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