Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th December 2011

Dilbert//8271, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 7th December 2011

Tags

meetings public speaking let slide power point presentation bored sleeping audience low expectations

Official transcript

Dilbert: And that's my last slide, any comments? Woman: You stole an hour of my life, something inside me died. I will never have another good day. Dilbert: I went in with low expectations. Wally: They can't hurt you if you're already dead.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND THAT'S MY LAST SLIDE. ANY COMMENTS?

YOU STOLE AN HOUR OF MY LIFE. SOMETHING INSIDE ME DIED. I WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER GOOD DAY.

222 I WENT IN WITH LOW EX- - TIONS.

THEY CAN'T HURT YOU IF YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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