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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th December 2011

Dilbert//8272, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 8th December 2011


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conversation internet & world wide web seattle quick meeting stone age tribe skype never used why fly telecommunte airplane


Official transcript

Boss: I need you to fly to Seattle for a quick meeting. Dilbert: Will I be meeting with a newly discovered Stone Age tribe that has never used Skype? Boss: No. Dilbert: Then I'm totally confused.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO FLY TO SEATTLE FOR A QUICK MEETING.

WILL I BE MEETING WITH A NEWLY DISCOVERED STONE AGE TRIBE THAT HAS NEVER USED SKYPE?

NO.

THEN I'M TOTALLY CONFUSED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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