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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th December 2011

Dilbert//8274, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 10th December 2011


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despair office workers self respect prison goals slavery self inflicted angry weak


Official transcript

Wally: Self-respect is like a prison for the soul. Goals are a form of self-inflicted slavery. Boss: Sorry I'm late. Wally: That which does not kill us makes us angry and weak.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SELF-RESPECT IS LIKE A PRISON FOR THE SOUL.

GOALS ARE A FORM OF SELF-INFLICTED SLAVERY.

SORRY I'M LATE.

THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL US MAKES US ANGRY AND WEAK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Self-Respect is Like a Prison for the Soul"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers in an office setting.
  • One coworker comments that self-respect is like a prison for the soul.
  • The other coworker responds that goals are a form of self-inflicted slavery.
  • The first coworker apologizes for being late, and the second coworker remarks that which does not kill us makes us angry and weak.

Key Points:

  • The comic strip explores the themes of self-respect, goals, and the human condition.
  • It highlights the idea that our pursuit of goals can sometimes feel like a form of slavery.
  • The strip also touches on the concept that what does not kill us can make us angry and weak.
  • The humor in the comic strip comes from the unexpected twists and turns in the conversation, as well as the relatable and satirical portrayal of office life.

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