Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th December 2011

Dilbert//8274, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 10th December 2011

Tags

despair office workers self respect prison goals slavery self inflicted angry weak

Official transcript

Wally: Self-respect is like a prison for the soul. Goals are a form of self-inflicted slavery. Boss: Sorry I'm late. Wally: That which does not kill us makes us angry and weak.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SELF-RESPECT IS LIKE A PRISON FOR THE SOUL.

GOALS ARE A FORM OF SELF-INFLICTED SLAVERY.

SORRY I'M LATE.

THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL US MAKES US ANGRY AND WEAK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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