Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th December 2011

Dilbert//8275, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 11th December 2011

Tags

meetings office workers focus areas sense of humor dumb enogh misunderstood man angry idiot selling it

Official transcript

Boss: These are our 25 focus areas for next year. Asok: Ha ha! Good one. Sometimes I think you have no sense of humor and then zing! What? Dilbert: I think it's real. Asok: It can't be real. No one would be dumb enough to think we can focus on 25 areas. Don't worry. I've got this. This misunderstood man is a brilliant comedian. He is only pretending to be an angry idiot. You're totally selling it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THESE ARE OUR 25 FOCUS AREAS FOR NEXT YEAR.

!

GOOD ONE.

SOMETIMES I THINK YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR AND THEN ZING!

WHAT?

I THINK IT'S REAL.

IT CAN'T BE REAL. NO ONE WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK WE CAN FOCUS ON 25 AREAS.

DON'T WORRY.

IVE GOT THIS.

THIS MISUNDERSTOOD MAN IS A BRILLIANT COMEDIAN. HE IS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE AN ANGRY IDIOT.

YOU'RE TOTALLY SELLING IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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