Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th December 2011

Dilbert//8276, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 12th December 2011

Tags

thinking worry no probelms insane universe nail waiting for hammer pre frontal cortex anticipation too smooth mysteriously calm uncomforatbale

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm worried because I don't seem to have any problems today. Wally: Uh-oh. Dilbert: That either means I'm insane or the universe is saving up something big. Wally: Or both. Dilbert: I feel like a nail waiting to get hammered. Wally: The pre-frontal cortex is overrated.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M WORRIED BECAUSE I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY PROBLEMS TODAY.

UH-OH.

THAT EITHER MEANS I'M INSANE OR THE UNIVERSE IS SAVING UP SOMETHING BIG.

OR BOTH.

I FEEL LIKE A NAIL WAITING TO GET HAMMERED.

THE PREFRONTAL CORTEX IS OVERRATED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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