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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th December 2011

Dilbert//8281, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 17th December 2011


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gadgets suspicion new smart ohone no truct own agenda paranoid recharge me threats from phone


Official transcript

Boss: I don't trust my new smartphone. It understands spoken language. That's creepy. I think it has its own agenda. Catbert: You're being paranoid. Boss: Recharge me now or so help me jobs I will delete your contacts.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DON'T TRUST MY NEW SMART- PHONE.

IT UNDERSTANDS SPOKEN LANGUAGE.

THAT'S CREEPY. I THINK IT HAS ITS OWN AGENDA.

YOU'RE BEING PARANOID.

RECHARGE ME NOW OR SO HELP ME JOBS I WILL DELETE YOUR CONTACTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Paranoid Cat"

Summary:

  • A cat, seemingly paranoid, is discussing its concerns with its owner.
  • The cat expresses distrust in its new smartphone, stating that it doesn't understand spoken language and has its own agenda.
  • The owner attempts to reassure the cat, but the cat remains skeptical.
  • The comic strip humorously portrays the cat's paranoid nature and its inability to comprehend the smartphone's capabilities.

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