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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th December 2011

Dilbert//8284, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 20th December 2011


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employees interviews tools for job resource agree to disagree business


Official transcript

Boss: Question four: do you have the tools to do your job? Wally: That depends. Do you consider yourself a tool? Boss: I'm a resource. Wally: Let's agree to disagree.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

QUESTION FOUR: DO YOU HAVE THE TOOLS TO DO YOUR JOB?

THAT DEPENDS.

DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A TOOL?

I'M A RESOURCE.

LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "I'm a Resource."

Panel 1: A Conversation Begins

  • A man asks, "Do you have the tools to do your job?"
  • The other man responds, "That depends. Do you consider yourself a tool?"

Panel 2: The Conversation Continues

  • The first man asks, "Let's agree to disagree."

Summary

The comic strip humorously explores the concept of being a "resource" in the workplace. It pokes fun at the idea of considering oneself a tool, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The conversation between the two men is a clever play on words, using the term "tool" in a literal and figurative sense. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted commentary on the complexities of workplace communication.

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