Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th December 2011

Dilbert//8284, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 20th December 2011

Tags

employees interviews tools for job resource agree to disagree business

Official transcript

Boss: Question four: do you have the tools to do your job? Wally: That depends. Do you consider yourself a tool? Boss: I'm a resource. Wally: Let's agree to disagree.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

QUESTION FOUR: DO YOU HAVE THE TOOLS TO DO YOUR JOB?

THAT DEPENDS.

DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A TOOL?

I'M A RESOURCE.

LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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