Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st December 2011

Dilbert//8285, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 21st December 2011

Tags

business ethics wealth ceo good job 50 million dollar bonus not motivated bad genes inequality dosaprity ceo and worker unfair wages crazy money slave wages more work no rewards money

Official transcript

Carol: What does our CEO get if he does a good job? Boss: A fifty million dollar bonus. Carol: What do I get if I do a good job? Boss: More work. Carol: What's your best guess about why I'm not motivated? Boss: Bad genes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT DOES OUR CEO GET IF HE DOES A GOOD JOB?

A FIFTY MILLION DOLLAR BONUS.

WHAT DO IGET IF I DO A GOOD JOB?

MORE WORK.

WHAT'S YOUR BEST GUESS ABOUT WHY IM NOT MOTIVATED?

BAD GENES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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