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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th December 2011

Dilbert//8291, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 27th December 2011


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anxiety obliviousness mentor hundreds of hour eagerly absorb wisdom hugger


Official transcript

Boss: Good news, Alice. I've decided to be your mentor. Alice: Hurk. Boss: We'll spend hundreds of hours together as you eagerly absorb my wisdom. Alice: HURK. Boss: And I've decided to become more of a hugger. Alice: Hurk hurk hurk hurk.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

GOOD NEWS, ALICE.

IVE DECIDED TO BE YOUR MENTOR.

HURK 00 WELL SPEND HUNDREDS OF HOURS TOGETHER AS YOU EAGERLY ABSORB MY WISDOM.

HURK AND IVE DECIDED TO BECOME MORE OF A HUGGER.

HURK HURK HURK HURK HURK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hugger"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a conversation between Alice and her mentor.
  • Alice expresses her desire to become a hugger.
  • Her mentor agrees to spend hundreds of hours with her to help her achieve this goal.
  • The comic strip ends with Alice enthusiastically embracing her mentor, exclaiming "HURK HURK HURK" as she hugs him tightly.

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