Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th December 2011

Dilbert//8291, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 27th December 2011

Tags

anxiety obliviousness mentor hundreds of hour eagerly absorb wisdom hugger

Official transcript

Boss: Good news, Alice. I've decided to be your mentor. Alice: Hurk. Boss: We'll spend hundreds of hours together as you eagerly absorb my wisdom. Alice: HURK. Boss: And I've decided to become more of a hugger. Alice: Hurk hurk hurk hurk.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOOD NEWS, ALICE.

IVE DECIDED TO BE YOUR MENTOR.

HURK 00 WELL SPEND HUNDREDS OF HOURS TOGETHER AS YOU EAGERLY ABSORB MY WISDOM.

HURK AND IVE DECIDED TO BECOME MORE OF A HUGGER.

HURK HURK HURK HURK HURK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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