Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th December 2011

Dilbert//8292, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 28th December 2011

Tags

anger annoyance online class improve charisma stupid fake charisma weird

Official transcript

Boss: Don't let anyone disturb me. I'll be taking an online class to improve my charisma. Carol: While you're doing that, I'll be taking an online class to learn how to ignore your stupid, fake charisma. BRING IT ON! Boss: Okay, this got weird.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T LET ANYONE DISTURB ME. I'LL BE TAKING AN ONLINE CLASS TO IMPROVE MY CHARISMA.

WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT, I'LL BE TAKING AN ONLINE CLASS TO LEARN HOW TO IGNORE YOUR STUPID, FAKE CHARISMA.

BRING IT ON!

OKAY, THIS GOT WEIRD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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