Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th January 2012

Dilbert//8299, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 4th January 2012

Tags

suspicion thinking new information project scope anticipate think

Official transcript

Dilbert: Based on this new information, you'll want to change our project scope. Boss: I don't do that. Dilbert: What? Think? Today I learned it's better if I don't try to guess what people mean.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BASED ON THIS NEW INFORMATION, YOULL WANT TO CHANGE OUR PROJECT SCOPE.

I DON'T DO THAT.

WHAT?

THINK?

TODAY I LEARNED IT'S BETTER IF I DONT TRY TO GUESS WHAT PEOPLE MEAN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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