Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd January 2012

Dilbert//8298, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd January 2012

Tags

computers & peripherals electronic mail reschedule installation defense miscommunication email denial

Official transcript

Boss: I told you to reschedule the installation date. Dilbert: That conversation never happened. Maybe you planned to say it and then the thought morphed into a false memory. Boss: I'm sure I emailed you. Dilbert: You might want to pick a defense that's less checkable.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I TOLD YOU TO RESCHEDULE THE INSTALLATION DATE.

THAT CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED. MAYBE YOU PLANNED TO SAY IT AND THEN THE THOUGHT MORPHED INTO A FALSE MEMORY.

IM SURE I EMAILED YOU.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO PICK A DEFENSE THAT'S LESS CHECKABLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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