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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th January 2012

Dilbert//8301, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 6th January 2012


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Official transcript

Man: Why are you picking this vendor? Dilbert: I listed the four reasons. Individually, each reason would not be compelling. But viewed as a whole, this is the best decision. This first reason is weak. Dilbert: And here we go.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY ARE YOU PICKING THIS VENDOR?

I LISTED THE FOUR REASONS.

INDIVIDUALLY, EACH REASON WOULD NOT BE COMPELLING.

BUT VIEWED AS A WHOLE, THIS IS THE BEST DECISION.

THIS FIRST REASON IS WEAK.

AND HERE WE GO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Reasons to Choose a Vendor"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two office workers, Dilbert and his boss. Dilbert is tasked with selecting a vendor and presents four reasons for his choice. However, the boss dismisses each reason individually, ultimately concluding that none of them are compelling enough to justify the selection. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of decision-making in a corporate setting.

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