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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th January 2012

Dilbert//8302, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 7th January 2012


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Official transcript

Ted: The project management framework embodies a project life cycle and five major project management process groups. Dilbert: Oh no! The extreme level of abstraction has made us weightless! Ted: That doesn't even make sense.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE PROJECT MANAGEMENT FRAMEWORK EMBODIES A PROJECT LIFE CYCLE AND FIVE MAJOR PROJECT MANAGEMENT PROCESS GROUPS.

OH NO! THE EXTREME LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION HAS MADE US WEIGHTLESS!

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Project Management Framework"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in Dilbert, presents a humorous take on the challenges of project management. The story revolves around a group of project managers who are struggling to implement a project management framework.

Key Elements:

  • The framework is described as embodying a project life cycle and five major project management process groups.
  • One of the project managers expresses frustration with the extreme level of abstraction, stating that it has made them "weightless."
  • Another project manager responds with a sarcastic comment, saying that the framework doesn't even make sense.

Themes:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the complexity and abstract nature of project management frameworks.
  • It highlights the challenges of implementing such frameworks in real-world scenarios.
  • The use of humor and satire allows the comic strip to comment on the frustrations and absurdities of project management.

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