Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th January 2012

Dilbert//8302, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 7th January 2012

Tags

language thinking project management life cycle abtraction weightless management process

Official transcript

Ted: The project management framework embodies a project life cycle and five major project management process groups. Dilbert: Oh no! The extreme level of abstraction has made us weightless! Ted: That doesn't even make sense.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE PROJECT MANAGEMENT FRAMEWORK EMBODIES A PROJECT LIFE CYCLE AND FIVE MAJOR PROJECT MANAGEMENT PROCESS GROUPS.

OH NO! THE EXTREME LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION HAS MADE US WEIGHTLESS!

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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