Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th January 2012

Dilbert//8306, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 11th January 2012

Tags

conversation embarrassment news letter leadership sound stupid

Official transcript

Boss: Good news: I signed up to receive a free leadership newsletter by email. I know it's good because it's written by some guy who used to have a job. Stop making everything I say sound stupid!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOOD NEWS: 1 SIGNED UP TO RECEIVE A FREE LEADERSHIP NEWSLETTER BY EMAIL.

I KNOW IT'S GOOD BECAUSE IT'S WRITTEN BY SOME GUY WHO USED TO HAVE A JOB.

STOP MAKING EVERYTHING I SAY SOUND STUPID!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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