Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th January 2012

Dilbert//8305, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 10th January 2012

Tags

competition (psychology) fish & aquatic mammals complaints shark doplphon robot patrol waters

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Roboshark

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M HEARING SOME COMPLAINTS THAT YOU BUILT A ROBOT SHARK TO PATROL THE SO-CALLED TERRITORIAL WATERS AROUND YOUR CUBICLE.

IT'S A ROBOT DOLPHIN.

I CAN SEE HOW PEOPLE MIGHT BE CONFUSED.

I NEED YOU TO SMILE MORE.

WHATEVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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