Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th January 2012

Dilbert//8309, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 14th January 2012

Tags

babies complaining human resources evil director discriminates short bald near sighted born this way business

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES MY BOSS DISCRIMINATES AGAINST ME BECAUSE IM SHORT, BALD, AND NEAR - SIGH TED IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I WAS BORN THIS WAY.

LITERALLY AND WHO IS THIS LITTLE ... WHOA!

HELLO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

This comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, who is known for his strict and discriminatory policies. In this particular strip, Catbert is shown to be extremely short, bald, and near-sighted, which he uses as an excuse to discriminate against others. He claims that it's not his fault he was born this way and that he's simply being honest about his physical limitations.

The strip also includes a humorous exchange between Catbert and another character, who asks him who is this little whoa hello. The punchline is that Catbert is referring to himself, implying that he is the one who is short, bald, and near-sighted.

Overall, the strip pokes fun at the idea of using physical characteristics as an excuse for discriminatory behavior, and highlights the absurdity of Catbert's actions.

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