Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th January 2012

Dilbert//8309, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 14th January 2012

Tags

babies complaining human resources evil director discriminates short bald near sighted born this way business

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES MY BOSS DISCRIMINATES AGAINST ME BECAUSE IM SHORT, BALD, AND NEAR - SIGH TED IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I WAS BORN THIS WAY.

LITERALLY AND WHO IS THIS LITTLE ... WHOA!

HELLO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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