Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th January 2012

Dilbert//8310, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 15th January 2012

Tags

big business budget contract employees training budget training contractor budget

Official transcript

Boss: Out budget for contact employees was eliminated. We'll have to pay you out of the training budget. So instead of doing the job yourself... you'll have to train Dilbert to do the job we're paying you to do. Dilbert: Why don't you just move some of the training budget to the contractor budget? Boss: If we reduce the training budget this year, we'll get less next year. Dilbert: So... you prefer paying two people to do the job of one? Boss: Right. Consultant: How do you stay in business? Boss: Our customers are even dumber than us.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR BUDGET FOR CONTRACT EMPLOYEES WAS ELIMINATED.

WELL HAVE TO PAY YOU OUT OF THE TRAINING BUDGET.

SO INSTEAD OF DOING THE JOB YOURSELF.

YOULL HAVE TO TRAIN DILBERT TO DO THE JOB WERE PAYING YOU TO DO.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE SOME OF THE TRAINING BUDGET TO THE CONTRACTOR BUDGET?

IF WE REDUCE THE TRAINING BUDGET THIS YEAR, WELL GET LESS NEXT YEAR.

SO... YOU PREFER PAYING TWO PEOPLE TO DO THE JOB OF ONE?

RIGHT.

HOW DO YOU STAY IN BUSINESS?

OUR CUSTOMERS ARE EVEN DUMBER THAN US.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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