Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th January 2012

Dilbert//8314, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 19th January 2012

Tags

rich people discrimination stellement lazy unscupulous mirror

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I EXPECTED YOU TO QUIT AFTER YOU GOT YOUR BILLION-DOLLAR DISCRIMINATION SETTLEMENT.

JUST BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND UNSCRUPULOUS, WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME I'M ALSO A QUITTER?

UM.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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