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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th January 2012

Dilbert//8314, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 19th January 2012


Tags

rich people discrimination stellement lazy unscupulous mirror


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I EXPECTED YOU TO QUIT AFTER YOU GOT YOUR BILLION-DOLLAR DISCRIMINATION SETTLEMENT.

JUST BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND UNSCRUPULOUS, WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME I'M ALSO A QUITTER?

UM.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Quitter"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and corporate struggles.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is shown in a meeting with his boss, who is expecting him to quit after receiving a billion-dollar discrimination settlement.
  • Dilbert responds by asking why his boss would assume he's a quitter, and the boss replies that he doesn't know how Dilbert looks at himself in the mirror.
  • The strip pokes fun at the idea that people often make assumptions about others based on their appearance or circumstances, and that these assumptions can be misguided.

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