Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th January 2012

Dilbert//8313, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 18th January 2012

Tags

clubs meetings rich people tiny flying unicron commodities 1% club imagination entertainment

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOP 1% CLUB A TINY FLYING UNICORN GAVE ME THIS KEY GRAB A SNOUT AND A HAT. WERE JUST ABOUT TO MANIPULATE THE COMMODITIES MARKET.

IS IT MY IMAGIN ATION OR IS EVERYTHING A LITTLE BIT BETTER HERE?

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