Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st January 2012

Dilbert//8316, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 21st January 2012

Tags

dating rich people top 1% women sisters hot attraction co worker relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW THAT I'M A TOP ONE-PERCENTER, I WONDER WHAT KIND OF WOMEN I'LL ATTRACT.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS BACK HOME?

I'M ASKING BECAUSE YOU'D BE TOTALLY HOT IF YOU WERE A WOMAN.

SO I'M THINKING -AH!

I CANNOT COUNT THE NUMBER OF WAYS THIS IS WRONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Attracting Women"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green cone-shaped hat, engaging in a conversation with a woman. The conversation begins with Dilbert expressing his desire to attract women, to which the woman responds by asking if he has any sisters. Dilbert then inquires if having sisters would make him more attractive to women, leading the woman to clarify that being hot is what makes a man attractive. The conversation concludes with Dilbert attempting to determine the number of ways he can be hot, ultimately concluding that he cannot count the number of ways this is wrong.

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