Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st January 2012

Dilbert//8316, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 21st January 2012

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Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW THAT I'M A TOP ONE-PERCENTER, I WONDER WHAT KIND OF WOMEN I'LL ATTRACT.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS BACK HOME?

I'M ASKING BECAUSE YOU'D BE TOTALLY HOT IF YOU WERE A WOMAN.

SO I'M THINKING -AH!

I CANNOT COUNT THE NUMBER OF WAYS THIS IS WRONG.

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