Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd January 2012

Dilbert//8317, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 22nd January 2012

Tags

computers & peripherals machinery tech support digital modem wiring problem plumbing supervisor

Official transcript

Dogbert: This is Dogbert's tech support. How many I abuse you? Boss: I think my digital modem is broken. Dogbert: Please hold while I pretend to be testing it. Okay, it looks fine from here. The problem must be in your wiring. You'll have to rip out all of the wiring in your entire house to locate the problem. Boss: Are you sure? Because the lights on the modem aren't even on. Dogbert: That means you have moisture on your internal wiring. You'll also need to replace all of your plumbing and get a new roof. Boss: May I speak with your supervisor? Dogbert: Sure. But he sounds exactly like me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT. HOW MAY I ABUSE YOU?

I THINK MY DIGITAL MODEM IS BROKEN.

PLEASE HOLD WHILE I PRETEND TO BE TESTING IT.

OKAY, IT LOOKS FINE FROM HERE.

THE PROBLEM MUST BE IN YOUR WIRING.

YOULL HAVE TO RIP OUT ALL OF THE WIRING IN YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE TO LOCATE THE PROBLEM.

ARE YOU SURE?

BECAUSE THE LIGHTS ON THE MODEM AREN'T EVEN ON THAT MEANS YOU HAVE MOISTURE ON YOUR INTERNAL WIRING.

YOULL ALSO NEED TO REPLACE ALL OF YOUR PLUMBING AND GET A NEW ROOF.

MAY I SPEAK WITH YOUR SUPERVISOR?

SURE.

BUT HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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